You already know I’m Farty Party Marty Foster Robbins and I’m a
self-centered egotistical arrogant braggart liar,
racist redneck cracker,
persons of color weakling sympathizer,
bona fide pedophile,
unabashedly unashamed public urinator defecator masturbator exhibitor,
shoplifter and vandal,
cheater at golf,
wildlife torturer,
lazy dopey pothead burnout hopped up schizoid crackhead who can’t hold my liquor or handle my doses,
closet homosexual and also homophobe,
manufacturer smuggler distributor of illegal drugs,
diseased lothariol misogynistic abuser of women poisoner rapist,
income tax evader,
medicaid fraudster,
automobile insurance fraudster,
reckless endangering driver,
ten times certified manic psychotic lunatic,
Mama’s boy spoiled beyond all rotten still sucking her titty at retirement age.